Whatsapp Chronicles – Chapter 1

9:03 AM Baangd: Did 10k in under an hour today Atom: Well done bhaangd Bird: Bhaangd? Thum? Abs: Did you bleed from your nipples today? Ir: Shabash, ab undar jaake hila Gol: This is old news. I read about this yesterday Baangd: Thanks Atom, No bleeding this time Abs. I used petroleum jelly and strapped […]

Why I prefer chickens crossing roads

Why would you bet on anything you have no clue or control on whatsoever. Like this boy, who on a cold winter morning in Wales haplessly placed a bet with his classmate on the varied force of nature. By the time it was afternoon his sister came looking for him in school to find him […]

I didn’t do it, No one saw me do it

A long ass time since I’ve plotted the ink stand and benched my chair. Actually, it’s been long mules since I’ve done a mighty deal of other stuff too. Most notably of those involved … Throwing balloons on hapless bystanders in a shopping mall and when really bored bench not just water in a plastic […]

Dwaak!

Two things in life stand out and are deemed important. Whiskey and Common Cold. For those of you who don’t have a clue as to what this means, drink whiskey and rub your nose against dust or someone’s live germ filled phlegm. If you’re a chik and are back after a healthy puke, try reading […]

The truth about cats and dogs

Actually not quite about cats and dogs … but read on … Ever wondered why men (except Apoo) are inclined towards dogs more than women (note: men like women too, but we’ll talk about that a little later). Just the same, there are more women in this world that like cats more than dogs, compared […]

Bird’s Flu

A grave situation encompasses us all … One that has elements of terror and pain … An incredibly mighty contamination surge has hit us … Bird flu has hit the country bad … the rest of the world even harder … We’re killing birds (infected and suspected carriers) in the numbers. H5N1 is killing many […]

On a bright day anyways …

I’m usually used to the same set of insane habituated anomalies that any of us here would typically find ourselves in. Well, on a bright day anyways… This day I choose to give you a common side of the story. Unfortunately it’s not quite so much a bright day today (I’m talking literal here … […]

Looking for Ess Eee Ex

Picked up from a board … hilarious to the core … Yea i’m looking for Sex, Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy.” I call mine “Sex”. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like […]

55 word story #2 – Illusory

“dropped by to say hello”, they said I couldn’t take it anymore. I blasted out and asked them to leave at once “don’t need this. there’s been a lot of wrongs done already” Something told me, “this was invented” The Geodon dosage was taking due effect. Pleaded with the medics, “please, help my ailing head!”

God to lead Team India

In a bizarre turn of events, the selection committee named God as India’s next probable captain. After serious deliberations on the current hotchpotch between Greg Chappell and Saurav Ganguly, the committee unanimously echoed a truce and waved white flags (released ‘white’ doves on both sides etc.) and decided to suspend the latter‘s team credit cards […]

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