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	<title>Statue of Puberty &#187; Incidents</title>
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		<title>Do It Yourself (DIY): &#8220;Skip your good friend&#8217;s wedding&#8221; tips</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/12/12/do-it-yourself-diy-skip-your-good-friends-wedding-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DIY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The following incident has true citation to all characters and names mentioned and all references to the same must be deemed as correct representation of events as they unfolded. 
22:08
Dec 10, 2006
Nandanvan
Mumbai
Abhi: f*** man
Bird: cant
i am tired
Abhi: dimaag hurting
yea i wont either
Bird: my head &#38; my body exist on different planes now
Abhi: hmm
Bird: if ranjit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baangd Chronicles &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/11/22/baangd-chronicles-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baangd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Baangd: kaisa hai
me: full fit
Baangd: had booze last nite
now listening to rock songs and radin the guru&#8217;s advice
reading*
me: abey
i was with u boozing last nite at Alap&#8217;s
waste
Baangd: i know, i was just saying so
]]></description>
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		<title>Confessions of a blind soul</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/10/28/confessions-of-a-blind-soul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/10/28/confessions-of-a-blind-soul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bakwaas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been accused of buying household items only to not use it enough (or at all &#8211; before this there was the portable vacuum cleaner, handy sewing machine amongst a large a list spanning 10 years), read on&#8230;
After a good deal of thought on buying a treadmill, I did buy one only to find myself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He, Who, Shoe bites?</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/03/14/he-who-shoe-bites/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/03/14/he-who-shoe-bites/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I have a shoe bite&#8221; essentially puts forth &#8220;I&#8217;ve bought new shoes and you better have a look&#8221;. It&#8217;s not quite the best of ways to have it broadcasted, I dare say. But certainly is one of the crude and dismantled ways of frolicking around your new shines.

I always wondered why the damn shoe bites [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The blind man&#8217;s left the building</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/02/21/the-blind-mans-left-the-building/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2006/02/21/the-blind-mans-left-the-building/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psychology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Serious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Picked a nail out of my shoe yesterday and took a few steps ahead to realize that it went right into my goddamn skin. Who put that nail there I pondered. Nobody answered. I walked on.
We stumble upon these nails all the time, some prick, some pack a punch, some ruin your shoe, while a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unbarkable</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/12/07/unbarkable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Screenplay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Story]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apoo (low voice)
 I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself. I&#8217;ve made so many sacrifices but it&#8217;s all been worth it.
 (beat)
 There are millions and millions of mediocre people in the world Abhi. Isn&#8217;t it great that we aren&#8217;t one of them?
 Abhi looks like he stopped breathing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I wrapped that doggie up!!</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/12/05/why-i-wrapped-that-doggie-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 16:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Info]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the story, of a boy named Apoorva Joshi.
This boy played good fair cricket
Mastered the art of swing bowling when he was very young
Soon became the captain of Nandanvan Cricket Board
His passion and love for the sport bore no bounds 
Apoo was a class apart
He wore his favourite chadds and hit the grounds
He made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wrap my doggie up</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/11/20/wrap-my-doggie-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Info]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An Ode to Apoo
Doggie: Worf …
Doggie: worf …
Doggie: rrowww brrrowww
Apoo: arrghhh …
Apoo: huff …
Apoo: huff …
Sound effects: Budoosh digdradaadam dooosh …
Aunty 2: Sorry
Apoo: poink … (getting up and falling back down on butt)
Doggie: rrrowww … rrooowww …
Doggie: Karchhh .. arrrhhhg … broowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Apoo: huff …. Huff
(10 second silence)
Junta: moohahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Junta: bruhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Long long time ago, on the pavements [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whacko??</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/10/17/whacko/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/10/17/whacko/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dumbass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psycho]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is never a dearth of overly enthusiastic hyperactive souls in and around our lives. We all have one or two in our offices, schools, colleges, (in Apoo’s case, his Gym and a lot of other places too I’m sure). We seldom have problems with these people. They bring out elements of fun and godly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senna v/s Irvine (Suzuka 1993)</title>
		<link>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/10/10/senna-vs-irvine-suzuka-1993/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statueofpuberty.com/sop/index.php/2005/10/10/senna-vs-irvine-suzuka-1993/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abhi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Incidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[F1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Formula 1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This one&#8217;s a venting spell for the the great Ayrton Senna (Mclaren) who was leading the 1993 Japanese GP and was about to lap debutant Eddie Irvine (Jordan). Irvine was fighting for position with Damon Hill. Senna overtook Irvine first and slowed a little when no further overtaking was possible with Hill. In the mean [...]]]></description>
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