Statue of Puberty

Just couldn’t resist putting this on ……

I had my first real six rupees,
Stole it from my father’s pants.
went to a madrasi hotel,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,
jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,
nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever – FOREVER… NO!!!!

And now the dhabas are changing,
new dishes have come and gone,
sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane,
I still smell it, I can’t be wrong.

Standing in those unwashed clothes,
the waiters still call me in there,
oh the way my nostrils burn,
I know that it will be served forever,
what was the worst food of my life.

yeah it was the sambhar of 69,

the sambhar, the sambhar, the sambhar of 69

- courtesy Giri

Bewa aka Paro aka Paras (Note: Paras is not plural for Paro)’s guju hiphop song with sub titles

Parag Gandhi (a guju dude in his office) … comes and tells him,
“Paras chal lets write a guju hiphop .. I give u a tune” .. and he goes “su kare che aatu su kare che .. su kare che aatu su kare che”

Paro had the pen hai? expression on his face at first .. and then he thought he’d give it a thought just to see what comes about …

… and this is what Paro came up with …

su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),
parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),

su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),
parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),

parag che ch***yo, dekhave bhootyo( parag is his mothors first born child, looks like a ghost),
shahrukh ni copy karta eeno land je tutiyo(immitating shahrukh, he broke his dick)

pachi su??(en what??)

pachi toh salo gay thai gayo che(en hes become a gay),
gaaaandu .. bi thai gayo che(mad … hes become a bi)

chokraoo ne pherve (dates all his guy friends),
chokri ne puche .. ben aani recipe su che?(asks all his female friends … sister cud u share this recipe with me please?)

su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),
parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),

eena daddy toh hairam, mom che pareshan (his daddy is shocked, his mom is tensed)
bhai ben nu toh khabar nahi pan purush mitr bole .. aaiii parag aaviyo run!!(dont know bout his bro n sis but his male friends say .. ohh parags coming run),

su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),
parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?).

roaking gaan Paro … you roak bhai …